Just....Just...DON'T!!!

Here's a little list of things People over 30....

SHOULDN'T DO

1. Coin his own nickname.

2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.

3. Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.

4. Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?" (You just heard that in Homer Simpson's voice..didn't you lol)

5. Name his penis his name plus junior.

6. Hang art with tape.

7. Hang any picture of an animated cartoon character.

8. Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"

9. Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ass?"

10. Skip. (really? Skipping? COME ON GUYS!!!)

11. Take a camera to a nude beach.

12. Let his father do his taxes. (you cheap sunuva....)

13. Tap on the glass.

14. Play hacky sack.

15. Use the word "collated" on his resume.

16. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.

17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.

18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.

19. Give shout-outs.

20. Use numbers in place of words or locations, such as "the 4-1-1" for information, or "the 3-1-0" for Los Angeles.

21. Hug those big amusement-park characters. (are you 5???)

22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.

23. Wake up to watch cartoons.

24. Talk to people using a Godfather or Scarface accent.

25. Request extra sprinkles.

26. Play air drums/guitar.

27. Choose 69 as his jersey number. (ugh...grow up)

28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.

29. Volunteer to be a magician's assistant.

30. Sleep on a bare mattress.

31. End a conversation with "later skater."

32. Hold his lighter up at a concert.

33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"

34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.

35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron.

36. Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.

37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.

38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."

39. Whine.

40. Mist up during any rock ballad or love song.

41. Purchase fireworks.

42. Google words like sex or vagina.

43. Ride a pony.

44. Sport an ironic mustache.

45. Use the word "Booty"

46. Organize a party bus.

47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.

48. Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write, "Wish you were here" on it.

49. do keg stands.

50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.

51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.

52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.

53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.

54. Whippits.

55. Watch any laser light show anywhere.

56. Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins/girls/ladies."

57. Own a vanity plate.

58. Ride skateboards.

59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."

60. Before going out yell to your friends "Tonight We're Gonna Get Fu@#ed Up!"

SHOULDN'T SAY

1. Start your sentences with "Yo".

2. Oh snap!

3. Adding –iz– or –shiz- to any syllable

4. Celly (celly? really now?)

5 Booty, Boo-tay, Bootylicious, Bootylectable, Bootrific

6. Bling, Blingy, Bling Bling

7. Cheddar (unless you're actually talking about the cheese)

8. Bedonkadonk

9. Crib (Unless it cradles a sleeping baby)

10. Address someone as Shorty

11. Props

12. Boo

13. Bangin’

14. Blunt

15. Grill (when referring to mouth/teeth)

16. Hatin’ or Hatin’ On

17. No Diggity

18. Wha Wha?

19. I feel you

20. I feel you, dog

21. You feel me?

22. Text speak: IDK, BFF, BRB, TTYL, LOL, NFW, WTF, OMG, STFU

23. unless you’re asking for bread in a Jewish deli, Holla and Hollah-back are also off limits!

SHOULDN'T WEAR

1. Baseball caps

2. Thongs

3. T-shirts with logos

4. Clothes that aren't ironed

5. Over sized tops/shirts/t-shirts/jerseys.

Got any to add to the list???